i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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