I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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