We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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