..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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