now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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