I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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