Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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