I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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