Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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