awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
i need some magic done to my vagina
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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