he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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