There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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