I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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