The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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