You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
We need to rekindle our bromance
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
