oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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