im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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