end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Nicole vs. Life
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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