You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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