I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
She needs sedatives and a leash
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
