dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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