At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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