My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
you will always have a special place in my vag
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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