Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
try to milk me bitch
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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