How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
