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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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