Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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