I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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