what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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