I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
there's paper in my vomit.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
