jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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