Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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