Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
