Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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