ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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