Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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