I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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