Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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