Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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