so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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