Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
FUCK WHALES
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
