A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
FUCK WHALES
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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