Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
