her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm at about main and main street
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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