yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
