Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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