were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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