That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
