Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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