the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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